A Sketch by Jean-Pierre Martinez
One character, seemingly waiting. Another arrives. Silence.
One – Are you waiting for the train?
Two – We’re on a platform. They just announced over the speaker that a regional express is arriving at platform two. We’re at platform two. So yes, I’m waiting for the train. And you? Waiting for the tide?
One – Sorry, that was a silly question.
Two – I should apologise. I’m a bit on edge today, but I shouldn’t have snapped at you. I ask silly questions sometimes too, you know…
One – So, you’re waiting for the train…
Two – Yes. Aren’t you?
One – I’m a police officer.
Two – Oh, I’m sorry…
One – We’ve had reports of pickpockets at the station. Do you have your papers?
Two – You think I’m a pickpocket?
One – Not at all… I just wanted to check that you haven’t had your wallet stolen too.
The other checks his pocket and takes out a wallet.
Two (holding up the wallet) – You mind? I’ll just check that your card hasn’t been skimmed…
One – Be my guest.
The supposed police officer walks off with the wallet, leaving the other looking puzzled.
Blackout.
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